[ale] Cutting the satellite

[Chris Fowler]

I read all these threads from people who have cut the cable, satellite,
etc and I would really love to but I think I'm in the minority.

<flamebait>
I don't watch brain rot.  I don't even know what the 
local stations are because they broadcast brain rot
</flamebait>

These are the channels on Dish I watch:

Science
Discovery
History
History International
Nation Geographic
Animal Planet
Travel
PBX

Kids:
Nick
Disney
Toon 

Wife:
Turner Classic Movies
Local TV with brain rot (a.k.a. American Idol)

I'll pay $20/mon extra just for the extended package so I can get
Science.  

How can a person like me cut the Dish?  Giving up Mythbustersand Kari
will put me on suicide watch.