[ale] OT: Neat!

[Marvin the Martian]

That's nothing, I've developed a proceedure I call "going to work"- it 
involves a method of waking someone from a deep slumber to shower, 
shave, and feed themselves, use a locking/unlocking device to open and 
start a transportation device which carries a person to a place of 
employment.  

I've also come up with a method of doing this over the internet.

To lease my patent will cost each and every user one dollar a day. 




James P. Kinney III wrote:

>I have developed a way to make a ball point pen readily available even
>when I don't have a shirt with a pocket. By using a 
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>one can easily retrieve the pen with one hand.
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>I also have a business method that bills clients for consulting time in
>a package pricing that
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>thereby saving client resources while boosting overall sales gains.
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>When will it end ?!?!?!?!?!
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>On Thu, 2005-09-29 at 12:10 -0400, Randy Ramsdell wrote:
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>>On Thu, 2005-09-29 at 12:06 -0400, James P. Kinney III wrote:
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>>>It was the line at the very bottom that said "Patent Pending" that has
>>>me concerned. A patent for a method of folding paper really, really
>>>worries me.
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>>And the way things are now, they will probably get the patent.
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