[ale] [OT] Googlian Calendar

[Aaron Ruscetta]

While in Nepal I learned that they celebrate about 7 "New Year"
anniversaries between the Buddhist, Hindu, Islamic and other
traditions of religion, region or culture (e.g. the Tibetan calendar).

Some of the new year celebrations had bookends that extended
them into durations of a week or more.  With a little effort, I figured
that one could realistically spend about half the year partying in
honor of having another new year for partying.

in peace
aaron



On Mon, Sep 30, 2013 at 11:03 AM, Scott Plante <splante at insightsys.com> wrote:
> I hadn't replied because I took all this as a tongue-in-cheek suggestion.
> Just in case you're serious, I'll have to say this is a really bad idea.
> When under Bush, they just changed the Daylight Savings Time dates, it
> caused a huge amount of work for us. They just changed the DST dates in
> Israel and it again caused us to waste many, many needless hours of support,
> and I'm not sure we're done with the fallout yet.  The amount of wasted
> effort across the US and the World to deal with a change of this magnitude
> in computer systems for so little (if any) benefit would be outrageous.
>
> Scott
>
> ________________________________
> From: "Sid Lane" <jakes.dad at gmail.com>
> To: "Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts - Yes! We run Linux!" <ale at ale.org>
> Sent: Friday, September 27, 2013 1:20:44 PM
> Subject: [ale] [OT] Googlian Calendar
>
>
> being in an interfaith marriage my frighteningly precocious daughter
> recently asked me why we have two New Years as well as how we can go from
> the year 2013 in January to 5774 a couple of weeks ago which got me to
> thinking that Google’s 15th birthday today seems like the perfect
> opportunity to separate that most deeply rooted of all church/state
> violations: the Gregorian Calendar! what does that have to do with Google?
> glad you asked! let me answer in three parts:
>
> 1. any calendar requires an epoch (this is self-evident)
> 2. most (if not all) alternatives’ epochs are tied to respective religion’s
> creation stories (still violating separation just in different flavors)
> 3. name a more secularly significant event than google launching*
>
> think about it - how often do you wonder: “how did the world work before
> Google?” when Googling obscure error messages or edge case symptoms we often
> quip at work: “isn’t it weird to think there was a time when you used to
> have to actually KNOW stuff?”. the fact that “Googling”, the present tense
> of the verb “to Google”, is recognized by spell check (at least mine) just
> underscores my point (though admittedly I’ve yet to see a full conjugation)!
> honestly, I am convinced that Google is the new library of Alexandria and
> when they eventually crash it will plunge humanity into another dark age
> though that’s a topic for another time…
>
> anyway, in conclusion I encourage everyone to write your congress critter
> (enclosing the obligatory campaign contribution - another topic for another
> time), MP, Ayatollah (well, maybe not him), etc to petition that September
> 27, 2013 be internationally recognized as 15.000, the 0th day of the 15th**
> year A.G. (Anno Googli). at a minimum I hope we can get formal adoption from
> the Pastafarians…
>
> Happy New Year!
>
> *which can be identified with any precision - I’m not keen on a Kelvin
> calendar based on a big bang SWAG, not to mention the relativistic effects
> get really nasty as you approach absolute zero (though an argument can be
> made that does seem appropriate given what quantum mechanics does
> approaching 0K temp).
>
> **unlike Pope Gregory Googlers are smart enough to realize that days and
> years should start with ZERO instead of one! not to mention that we don’t
> even need a B.G.! we just go negative - September 26, 1998 becomes -1.364
> (though this admittedly requires signed variables). we can figure out the
> subdivisions (“months”, “weeks”, etc) later but it seems like an opportunity
> to standardize & bring sanity while we’re at it!
>
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