[ale] OT: Linux SysAdmin Prayer

[Jonathan Meek]

Found this today on Reddit and here's the original link from Reddit
(http://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/12bzdl/cross_your_fingers_eyes_toeswhatever_for_me_today/c6tu6m2),
made a minor edit due to it using a word that usually drives linux
sysadmin to throw themselves out of windows and cause sheer mayhem
because they can. Anyways, below is the prayer/crossing of
fingers/religious "I am in deep $*((!" ritual:

Our Router, which art in GNU/Linux
hallowed be thy interface
thy packets come
thy routing be done
on the LAN as it is on the Web.
Give us this day our daily Clues
And forgive us our LARTings
As we LART those who make stupid service requests
And lead us not into Windows support
but deliver us from lusers
For thine is the Network
The Bandwidth and the Packet
For the duration of the DHCP lease.
Amen


Regards,

Jonathan