[ale] Servlets and NetBeans and .jars, oh my!

Fri Jul 2 16:55:24 EDT 2010

On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 4:15 PM, Lightner, Jeff <jlightner at water.com> wrote:

>  Zombie is a much nicer word than the one I normally use for Starbucks
> habitués.
>

I can't come up with a snarky enough moniker for "drinkers of stupidly
overpriced burnt coffee"

I can't recall who said it but "people are paying for a cup of coffee what
they wouldn't pay for a sandwich just a few years ago thanks to Starbucks".

Mocha Frappochino = $0.01 of ice, $0.10 coffee, $0.08 chocolate syrup, $0.03
whipped cream = $3.98 sale price.

>
>  ------------------------------
>
> *From:* ale-bounces at ale.org [mailto:ale-bounces at ale.org] *On Behalf Of *Jim
> Kinney
> *Sent:* Friday, July 02, 2010 3:32 PM
>
> *To:* Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts - Yes! We run Linux!
> *Subject:* Re: [ale] Servlets and NetBeans and .jars, oh my!
>
>
>
>
>
> On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 3:13 PM, Lightner, Jeff <jlightner at water.com>
> wrote:
>
> Lol
>
> I've seen many a Java zombie in my day...
>
>
> programmers or just people standing around at starbucks??
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ale-bounces at ale.org [mailto:ale-bounces at ale.org] On Behalf Of Pete
> Hardie
> Sent: Friday, July 02, 2010 2:54 PM
> To: Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts - Yes! We run Linux!
> Subject: Re: [ale] Servlets and NetBeans and .jars, oh my!
>
> On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 14:41, Lightner, Jeff <jlightner at water.com> wrote:
> > One of my favorite Heinlein stories is about a girl who gets knocked up
> by a
> > stranger who swept her off her feet then abandoned her.   She has the
> baby
> > and gives it up for adoption.   Turns out she's a hermaphrodite and the
> > pregnancy/birth has messed her up so much the doctor gives her a sex
> > change.   Later as a young man he is approached by an older guy who
> recruits
> > him into the time police.   One of the first things he does is goes back
> in
> > time to find the guy that knocked him up when he was a woman.   He can't
> > however, resist, having sex with his younger female self so it turns out
> > he's the one who knocked himself up.   After the female self gives birth
> he
> > takes the baby (a little girl) and puts it with the folks that raised him
> -
> > as it turns out the baby is him.  After several years he goes back in
> time
> > and recruits his younger male self into the time police.   He ends by
> saying
> > "I know who I am but where did all you zombies come from?"
>
> Behold the power of Java!
>
> from overview question to RAH's "All You Zombies" in 7 messages.....
>
>
> :)
>
>
> >
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > From: ale-bounces at ale.org [mailto:ale-bounces at ale.org] On Behalf Of Jim
> > Kinney
> > Sent: Friday, July 02, 2010 2:22 PM
> > To: Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts - Yes! We run Linux!
> > Subject: Re: [ale] Servlets and NetBeans and .jars, oh my!
> >
> >
> >
> > But java is self-documenting! All you need to do is run your working
> source
> > code through....
> >
> > yep! it's self-referencing closed loop process - to learn java is to know
> > java is to learn java is...
> >
> > It's like the watch in the movie "Somewhere in time" with Cristopher
> Reeves.
> > At a conference, an old woman gives him a pocket watch. He goes back in
> time
> > and gives that watch to her younger self. Who made the watch?
> >
> > On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 2:03 PM, Dylan Northrup <ale at doc-x.net> wrote:
> >
> > And it also seems that, whatever you're trying to do, there's not a good,
> > piece by piece tutorial for putting things together a bit at a time.  The
> > HOWTOs and tutorials I've seen always seem to have a step that goes
> > something like the following:
> >
> >    Step ???: Download the following jar files: <insert names of several
> > libraries author finds useful>.  Now type out the code below and magical
> > stuff will happen because all the hard work is done by the libraries
> you've
> > downloaded in the trivial case I've outlined below that doesn't cover
> what
> > you want to be able to do.
> >
> > Ok, I admit, many times the author is not straightforward about admitting
> > that last bit, but it almost always seems to be the case. It's not that
> I'm
> > against useful libraries, but I've not found an author that a) introduces
> > their libs one at a time, b) gives a thorough description of the
> libraries
> > they're using, what the specific benefits are, c) provides more than one
> > scenario for the libraries they use or d) any combination of these.
> >
> > So, if you're trying to do exactly what the HOWTO author is doing, you're
> > good to go.  If you want to do something else, the HOWTO doesn't cover it
> > and, depending on what set of libraries you've installed, you may have to
> > jump through an enormous number of hoops to be able to do something that
> > seems like a simple expansion on what the HOWTO covered, but isn't
> because
> > the methods you need aren't implemented in the libraries.
> > </rant>
> >
> > If someone can point me to the documentation or books I've been unable to
> > find that explain things clearly, incrementally and thoroughly (more than
> > one or tow use cases), I would be eternally grateful.
> >
> >
> >
> > On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 12:08 PM, James Sumners <james.sumners at gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > I agree. It seems to me that this answer is really "depends on what
> > you're trying to do." In my case, I have to learn Java (the easiest
> > part) + Libraries + Tomcat + whatever else is needed to run/administer
> > my portal.
> >
> > On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 11:53 AM, Dylan Northrup <ale at doc-x.net> wrote:
> >> Actually, I think that'd be precisely the wrong place to start.  The
> >> tutorials there are presented on specific technologies, but are not put
> >> into
> >> any overall context and there is nothing to tie the tutorials together
> or
> >> show when and where they're supposed to be used.  I know this because I
> am
> >> in the same position as Pete, have been looking for a similar "Guide to
> >> the
> >> Java Ecosystem" and found Sun's Java tutorials to be utterly lacking in
> >> that
> >> respect.  Sun's site is great for learning how to implement the specific
> >> technologies, but not on why you'd want to implement those technologies,
> >> IMO.  YMMV.
> >
> >
> > --
> > James Sumners
> > http://james.roomfullofmirrors.com/
> >
> > "All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts
> > pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it
> > is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become
> > drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted."
> >
> > Missionaria Protectiva, Text QIV (decto)
> > CH:D 59
> >
> > _______________________________________________
> >
> > Ale mailing list
> > Ale at ale.org
> > http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale
> > See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at
> > http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo
> >
> > --
> > Dylan Northrup
> > "Adversity is just change we haven't adapted ourselves to yet."
> >  - Aimee Mullins
> >
> > _______________________________________________
> > Ale mailing list
> > Ale at ale.org
> > http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale
> > See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at
> > http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo
> >
> >
> > --
> > --
> > James P. Kinney III
> > Actively in pursuit of Life, Liberty and Happiness
> > Doing pretty well on all 3 pursuits
> >
> >  Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by
> > faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits.
> >    Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith", 1992
> >
> >
> > Proud partner. Susan G. Komen for the Cure.
> >
> > Please consider our environment before printing this e-mail or
> attachments.
> > ----------------------------------
> > CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail may contain privileged or
> confidential
> > information and is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s). If you
> are
> > not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution, or use
> of
> > the contents of this information is prohibited and may be unlawful. If
> you
> > have received this electronic transmission in error, please reply
> > immediately to the sender that you have received the message in error,
> and
> > delete it. Thank you.
> > ----------------------------------
> >
> > _______________________________________________
> > Ale mailing list
> > Ale at ale.org
> > http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale
> > See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at
> > http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo
> >
> >
>
>
>
> --
> Pete Hardie
> --------
> Better Living Through Bitmaps
>
> _______________________________________________
> Ale mailing list
> Ale at ale.org
> http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale
> See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at
> http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo
>
> Proud partner. Susan G. Komen for the Cure.
>
> Please consider our environment before printing this e-mail or attachments.
> ----------------------------------
> CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail may contain privileged or confidential
> information and is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s). If you are
> not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution, or use of
> the contents of this information is prohibited and may be unlawful. If you
> have received this electronic transmission in error, please reply
> immediately to the sender that you have received the message in error, and
> delete it. Thank you.
> ----------------------------------
>
> _______________________________________________
> Ale mailing list
> Ale at ale.org
> http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale
> See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at
> http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo
>
>
>
>
> --
> --
> James P. Kinney III
> Actively in pursuit of Life, Liberty and Happiness
> Doing pretty well on all 3 pursuits
>
>  Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by
> faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.
>    Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith", 1992
>
> _______________________________________________
> Ale mailing list
> Ale at ale.org
> http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale
> See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at
> http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo
>
>

-- 
-- 
James P. Kinney III
Actively in pursuit of Life, Liberty and Happiness
Doing pretty well on all 3 pursuits

 Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by
faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.
   Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith", 1992
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://mail.ale.org/pipermail/ale/attachments/20100702/671afae2/attachment-0001.html 