[ale] Fwd: Tax refund (Message ID B344IS74)

[Mike Harrison]

James, 
> <evil>
> Better idea: use their contact data to sign up for porn sites.
> Use their _home_ contact data that their wife checks.
> And request a few printed catalogs...
> </evil>

As a former ISP owner, I can tell you that you would not believe
how many "happily married couples" wouldn't notice the additional
catalogs on top of what they are already getting. Sure, publically
they denounce such things, act like prudes, run Windows ME.

But in secret they have a Linux powered teledildonic multiphasic
synchronized orgasmatron with a SCSI interface and Qt driven control 
panel. I'll bet the buggers even edit the config files with vi.

It used to be, the BOFH chronicals

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/

Had some really fantastic revenge ideas...

Maybe I'm getting bored over the concept of revenge,
as I'm finding that those people that truly deserve it,
seem to get what they deserve without my intervention.