[ale] OT: EULA parody
Jim Philips
briarpatchkid at bellsouth.net
Sun Jan 28 13:44:13 EST 2007
This comes by way of Boing-Boing. It was just too good to not share. It says,
in blunt terms, what most EULA's and privacy notices say in the most
convoluted terms. Here it is:
"By accessing this Web site in any way, shape, or form, directly or
indirectly, you (hereinafter, PEON) grant Neil W. Van Dyke and his duly
authorized agents (hereinafter, collectively, NEIL) carte blanche, including
but not limited to unrestricted use and abuse of PEON's personal information,
personal property, personal anatomy, and increasingly precarious emotional
state.
This agreement may be be altered at any time by NEIL. Quietly changing a
document somewhere on the Internet shall constitute notification. It is
incumbent on PEON to locate these changes, seeing as how PEON grants
automatic blanket consent to any such changes.
Should any part of this agreement be found illegal, the remaining parts shall
remain in full force. Parts found merely unethical or tasteless may be
doubled in magnitude, solely at the discretion of NEIL."
http://www.neilvandyke.org/legal/
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