[ale] System requirements for broadband?

[Marvin, International Martian of Mystery]

James Sumners wrote:
> In short, ignore the system requirements. If  you run into someone who
> wants to make sure you meet them just lie. It's easier than going
> through the hassle of trying to convince the script monkey that you
> know what you are doing.
>   
Get the kit at Bust Buys.  You'll never have to talk to any of 'em.  
Except to register your "cable modem's" mac address...