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[Robert Heaven]

                        INTERNET PARKING NOTICE

                            Offender : You!

                    Date:   Tuesday, June 9, 2004
         Offense #4422089 : in front of the computer TOO LONG! 

                         Details of Offense : 

 During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have
discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO
                                 LONG! 

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and
 papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after
you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may
                     log back on to the Internet. 

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome,
     and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! 
           Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.

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