[ale] OT: funny

Robert Heaven robertheaven at earthlink.net
Sat Sep 21 15:50:53 EDT 2002


If Bill Gates was a redneck.....

Their #1 product would be "Mikersoft Winders."

Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.

Occasionally, you would bring up a winder (window) that was covered
with a Hefty bag and some duct tape.

Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right!," "Naw", or
"Git."

Instead of "Ta-da!" the opening sound would be dueling banjos.

The "Recycle Bin" in Winders 95 would be an outhouse.

Instead of "Start Me Up," the Winders 95 theme song would be
"Achy-Breaky Heart."

Power Point would be called "ParPawnt."

The Winders 95 logo would incorporate the confederate flag.

Instead of "VP," Mikersoft big shots would be called "Cuz."

Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.

"Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire."

Flight Simulator would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.

Mikersoft CEO: Billy-Bob (a.k.a. "Bubba") Gates.

Internet addresses would begin with "dubya, dubya, dubya."

Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.



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