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On Sat, 30 Sep 2000 donald453 at bbc.co.uk wrote:

> 
> Dear Friend,
> 
> Thank you for your time and interest. This email contains
> the ENTIRE PLAN of how YOU can make $50,000 or more in
> the next 90 days simply sending email! Seem impossible?
> Just read on and see how easy this is...
> 
> Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet a
> major nightly news program recently devoted an entire
> show to the investigation of the program described below
> to see if it really can make people money. The show also
> investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
> findings proved that there are absolutely no laws prohib-
> iting the participation in the program. This has helped
> to show people that this is a simple, harmless and fun
> way to make some extra money at home. The results have
> been truly remarkable. So many people are participating
> that those involved are doing much better than ever
> before. Since everyone makes more as more people try it
> out, it's been very exciting. You will understand once
> you try it yourself!
> 
> ***********THE ENTIRE PLAN IS HERE BELOW****************
> 
> ***Print This Now For Future Reference***
> 
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than
> 90 days Please read this program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!
> 
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY!!!
> It does NOT require you to come into contact with people
> or make or take any phone calls. Just follow the instruc-
> tions, and you will make money. This simplified e-mail
> marketing program works perfectly, 100% EVERY TIME!
> Email is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage of
> this virtually free method of advertising NOW!!! The
> longer you wait, the more people will be doing business
> using email. Get your piece of this action!!!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
> Before you delete this program from your in-box, as I
> almost did, take a little time to read it and REALLY
> THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and figure out what could
> happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst possi-
> ble response and no matter how you calculate it, you
> will still make a lot of money! You will definitely get
> back what you invested. Any doubts you have will vanish
> when your first orders come in.
> 
> $$$ IT WORKS $$$
> 
> Jody Jacobs Richmond, VA
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
> HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL
> MAKE YOU THOUSANDS  OF DOLLARS $$$$!!!!
> 
> This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100%
> EVERYTIME. I am sure that you could use up to $50,000
> or more in the next 90 days. Before you say, "BULL..."
> please read this program carefully. This is not a
> chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making business.
> 
> As with all multi-level businesses, we build our business
> by recruiting new partners and selling our products.
> Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-
> level business partners, and we sell and deliver a prod-
> uct for EVERY dollar received. YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL
> AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved in
> personal selling. You do it privately in your own home,
> store or office. This is the EASIEST marketing plan any-
> where! It is simply order filling by email!
> 
> ********************************************************
> 
> The product is informational and instructional material
> containing the secrets on how to open the doors to the
> magic world of E-COMMERCE, the information highway, the
> wave of the future!
> 
> PLAN SUMMARY:
> (1) You order the 4 reports listed below ($5 each) which
> come to you by e-mail.
> 
> (2) Save a copy of this entire letter and put your name
> after Report #1 and move the other names down.
> 
> (3) Access Yahoo.com or any of the other major search
> engines to locate hundreds of bulk email service comp-
> anies (search for "bulk email") and have them send
> 25,000 - 50,000 emails for you (amount $49+)
> 
> (4) Orders will come to you by postal mail -simply
> email them the report they ordered.
> 
> Let me ask you - isn't this about as easy as it gets?
> 
> ********************************************************
> 
> YOU CAN START TODAY-JUST DO THESE EASY STEPS:
> 
> STEP #1: ORDER THE FOUR REPORTS
> 
> Order the 4 reports shown on the list below (you
> can't sell them if you don't order them) For each
> report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE
> REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and
> YOUR NAME AND RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a
> problem) to the person whose name appears on the
> list next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN
> ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY MAIL
> PROBLEMS!
> 
> Within a few days you will receive, by email, each
> of the 4 reports. Save them on your computer so you
> can send them to the 1,000's of people who will
> order them from you.
> 
> STEP #2: ADD YOUR MAILING ADDRESS TO THIS LETTER
> a. Look below for the listing of the four reports.
> 
> b. After you've ordered the 4 reports, delete the
> name and address under Report #4. This person has
> made it through the cycle.
> 
> c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3
> down to REPORT #4.
> 
> d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2
> down to REPORT #3.
> 
> e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1
> down to REPORT #2.
> 
> f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1
> position.
> 
> STEP #3: Take this entire letter, including the
> modified list of names, and save it to your
> computer. Make NO changes to these instructions.
> Now you are ready to use this entire email to
> send by email to prospects.
> 
> Report #1 will tell you how to download bulk
> email software and email addresses so you can
> send it out to thousands of people while you
> sleep! Remember that 50,000+ new people are
> joining the Internet every month. Your cost
> to participate in this is practically nothing
> surely you can afford $20 and initial bulk
> mailing cost. You obviously already have a
> computer and an Internet connection and email
> is FREE!
> 
> There are two primary methods of building your
> down-line:
> 
> METHOD #1: SENDING BULK EMAIL. Let's say that
> you decide to start small, just to see how it
> goes, and we'll assume you and all those involved
> email out only 2,000 each. Let's also assume
> that the mailing receives a 0.5 response. The
> response could be much better. Also, many people
> will email out hundreds of thousands of programs
> instead of 2,000(Why stop at 2,000?) But continuing
> with this example you send out only 2,000 programs.
> With a 0.5% response, that is only 10 orders for
> REPORT #1. Those 10 people respond by sending out
> 2,000 programs each for a total of 20,000. Out of
> those 0.5% 100 people respond and order REPORT #2.
> Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for a total
> of 200,000. The 0.5% response to that is 1,000
> orders for REPORT #3. Those 1,000 send out 2,000
> programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The 0.5%
> response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT #4.
> That's 10,000 $5 bills for you CASH!!!
> 
> Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 +
> $50,000 for a total of $55,550!!!
> 
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 out of
> 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY
> NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO
> THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD
> HAPPEN IF EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000
> PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF 2,000. Believe me, many
> people will do just  that, and more!
> 
> METHOD #2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> 
> Advertising on the Internet is very, very inexpensive,
> and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise.
> Let's say you decide to start small just to see
> how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY
> 10 people to participate on your first level.
> (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet
> will EASILY get a larger response) Also assume
> that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets only
> 10 down-line members. Look how this small number
> accumulates to achieve the STAGGERING results below:
> 
> 1st level--your first 10 send you $5.......$50
> 
> 2nd level-10 members from those($5x100)....$500
> 
> 3rd level-10 members from those($5x1000)...$5,000
> 
> 4th level-10 members from those($5x10000)..$50,000
> 
> $$$$$$$$$$THIS TOTALS--------------$55,550 $$$$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> AMAZING ISN'T IT? Remember friends, this assumes
> that the people who participate only recruit 10
> people each. Think for a moment what would happen
> if they got 20 people to participate! Most people
> get 100's of participants and many will continue
> to work this program, sending out programs WITH
> YOUR NAME ON THEM for years!
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
> People are going to get emails about this plan
> from you or somebody else and many will work
> this plan-the question is-Don't you want your
> name to be on the emails they will send out?
> 
> ***DON'T MISS OUT!!!***JUST TRY IT ONCE!!!***
> 
> ***SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!***YOU'LL BE AMAZED!!!***
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
> ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS!
> 
> This will guarantee that the email THEY send out
> with YOUR name and address on it will be prompt
> because they can't advertise until they receive
> the report!
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
> GET STARTED TODAY: PLACE YOU ORDER FOR
> THE FOUR REPORTS!
> 
> Notes: ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH(US CURRENCY) FOR
> EACH REPORT. CHECK NOT ACCEPTED. Make sure
> the cash is concealed by wrapping it in two
> sheets of paper. On one of those sheets write:
> (a)the number & name of the report you are ordering,
> (b)your email address, and
> (c)your name & postal address.
> 
> REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
> Free on the Internet!
> 
> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
> 
> GARRY DEAN
> 
> 309 A HUTTO
> 
> KENAI, AK 99611-7829
> 
> REPORT #2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending
> Bulk E-mail on the Internet"
> 
> ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
> 
> DAVID WEBBER
> 
> 6307 CALIFORNIA AVE. SW
> 
> APT # 1B
> 
> SEATTLE, WA 98136
> 
> 
> REPORT #3: "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing
> on the Internet"
> 
> ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
> 
> KATHY BARROW
> 
> 410 SYCAMORE ST..
> 
> CONWAY, SC 29527
> 
> REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire
> utilizing the Power of Multilevel Marketing
> and the Internet"
> 
> ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
> 
> PAM BARESSI
> 
> 3321 WILLIAM JOHNSTON LANE #11
> 
> DUMFRIES, VA  22026
> 
> *********TIPS FOR SUCCESS*************
> 
> TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt,
> professional, and follow directions accurately.
> Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you
> will have them when the orders start coming in
> because: When you receive a $5 order, you MUST
> send out the requested product/report. It is
> required for this to be a legal business and they
> need the reports to send out their letters(with your
> name on them!) - ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE
> ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE. Be patient and persistent
> with this program - If you follow the instructions
> exactly-results will follow$$$.
> 
> *********YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES***************
> 
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> If you don't receive 20 orders for REPORT #1 within
> 2 weeks continue advertising or sending out emails
> until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you
> should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2.
> If you don't, continue advertising or sending out
> emails until you do. Once you have received 100
> or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX,
> because the system is already working for you, and
> the cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT
> TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on
> the list, you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT
> report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
> watching which report people are ordering from you.
> To generate more income, simply send another batch
> of emails or continue placing ads and start the
> whole process again! There is no limit to the
> income you will generate from this business!
> 
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> 
> Under Bill S. 1618TITLE III passed by the 105th US
> Congress this letter cannot be considered spam as
> long as the sender includes contact information and a
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