Funny and true !
> ----------------------------
> >
> > Windows '98 source code.
> > /*
> > TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
> > Project: Chicago(tm)
> > Projected release-date: MAY 1998
> > $History$
> > */
> >
> > #include "win31.h"
> > #include "win95.h"
> > #include "evenmore.h"
> > #include "oldstuff.h"
> > #include "billrulz.h"
> > #define INSTALL = HARD
> >
> > char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> >
> > void main()
> > {
> > while(!CRASHED)
> > {
> > display_copyright_message();
> > display_bill_rules_message();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > if (first_time_installation)
> > {
> > make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> >
> > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> > hang_system();
> > }
> > write_something(anything);
> > display_copyright_message();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > do_some_stuff();
> > if (still_not_crashed)
> > {
> > display_copyright_message();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > basically_run_windows_3.1();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > }
> > }
> >
> > if (detect_cache())
> > disable_cache();
> >
> > if (fast_cpu())
> > {
> > set_wait_states(lots);
> > set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> > set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> > }
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> > printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
> > if (system_ok())
> > crash(to_dos_prompt);
> > else
> > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
> >
> > while(something)
> > {
> > sleep(5);
> > get_user_input();
> > sleep(5);
> > act_on_user_input();
> > sleep(5);
> > }
> > create_general_protection_fault();
> > }
>
>
>
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Mir S Islam
Systems Administrator
Office of International Services and Programs
Georgia State University
mir at oisp.gsu.edu